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"What if I am, 'Daeus?" It comes with a flash of teeth, like a predator wanting to sink its teeth in prey.
GO TO HORNY JAIL BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!
Damn if he's going to back down and give his friend the satisfaction of winning again, however. Hythlodaeus leans in a little closer as well, propping up his chin on his other hand, face flushed but his expression as mischievous as ever.
"Took you long enough, then," he replies, lowering his voice in kind. If Hades was hoping to fluster him with the grip, Hythlodaeus is just going to use that to his advantage, pressing his palm closer against his friend's, fingers tracing random shapes on his skin.
"May I ask what manner of punishment you would devise for me... my Agesandros?"
horny isolation ;)
He refuses to back down though. His suggestive comment is having a noticeable impact and this is much more entertaining than leaving Hythlodaeus with the upper hand.
"Well," he begins, gently rubbing his thumb back and forth along the side of Hythlodaeus' wrist, "first, I think I must needs ensure you cannot wriggle out of my grasp. You can be quite slippery when you out your mind to it, as I remember. And then once I have you secured, I would see to it that your clever mouth is silenced." Here he reaches with his other hand to trace his friend's lower lip. "Good students listen attentively, 'Daeus. You know this, yes?"
bet emet is wishing this was duplicity so he could legally fuck hyth right on the table
In retaliation, he closes his eyes and takes the hand that Hades--Agesandros so unwisely brought to his face, pressing a soft, lingering kiss to his fingers.
"Why, certainly... But I fear I might find it, ah, hard to keep my attention on the lecture. Will there be a quiz afterwards?"
you have no idea how much he wants to :(
"Mm... Naturally." He half-rises out of his seat so that he can whisper the coup de grace. "But how well you do will be based upon your...performance," he murmurs.
He sits back and gently withdraws his hands, folding them smugly in his lap.
just fuck already you idiots!!! (its been one entire day of dating oh my god)
He withdraws his hands as well, folding his arms and opening his eyes to fix Agesandros with as smug a look as he can manage under the circumstances.
"May I have some study material, then? You would not be so cruel as to simply spring the examination on your poor unprepared student, would you?"
By the heavens, the self-satisfied look on Hades's face annoys him so much in a way none of his friend's other expressions ever have. What's equally--if not more--annoying is the realization that he could want that much. It's not as though Hythlodaeus has never thought of his friend in that light, but there is an ocean of difference between working himself up into a fantasy and the man actually flirting with him.
the UST is strong in these ones
"I suppose it would be unfair to leave you with nothing to reflect upon. Come here, then..."
He beckons coyly with one finger. Should Hythlodaeus lean back in, Hades will give him a leisurely, heartfelt kiss.
pushes them both into the lake, cool the fuck off
He heaves a sigh, trying to get himself to relax, and gives his friend another smile.
"Oh, I suppose I must needs listen to the orders of my superior sometimes..."
Hythlodaeus leans in again, heart beating all the faster once he realizes what it is Hades intends--in public, no less, despite his earlier scolding of Hythlodaeus himself for merely trying to save himself from pneumonia. Still, at least this kiss does not seem to carry the possibility of being pushed off anything, and he did feel cheated back at the lake...
He closes his eyes as he kisses back, face flushing again, but refusing to back down. His pride has taken enough of a beating today already, and so reaches out to trace his fingers up his friend's neck, cupping his chin, then sliding his fingers into his hair.
Unfortunately, however, what this kiss carries is the possibility of being interrupted by the waiter's polite cough, and Hythlodaeus jerks back quickly, flustered and suddenly painfully aware of the fact that this is still in public. At least, the waiter does not seem embarrassed, only amused as he places their orders before them and almost mischievously wishes them to enjoy themselves.
Hythlodaeus sighs as he pours himself the tea to start with. What a day.
"I shall admit you've gotten better, but do not think you've won yet, Agesandros."
at this rate, they're going to jump each other at the hotel
...Only to be interrupted by their waiter.
Hades leans back with a lot less fluster but spots of pink remain in his cheeks. He takes a sip of coffee after the server has gone, feeling unsettled but pleased with himself.
"Perhaps not, but I shall count it as a small victory all the same, 'Daeus," he says, smiling indulgently over the rim of his mug. "You are some several thousand years behind me now. I do hope you'll catch up quickly else this game might grow stale."
they just might??
"Stale? You seemed to be enjoying yourself quite a bit to me. How do you like finally seeing things from my side? After all, that is the kind of entertainment I've had at your expense for many centuries."
He smiles, taking a sip of his tea, feeling more balanced again.
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He drops his gaze to the omelette in front of him, delicately picking up his knife and fork to begin cutting in. It partially hides the smile he wears now, fond and faint.
"...One that I never thought I would experience," he adds softly.
Sitting here with his friend, taking their ease with the soft murmur of other patrons around them - a quiet pleasure he had taken for granted back then. He will never make that mistake again. Every moment is precious. Every second of every minute of every hour...
Is this what it's like to be mortal?
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"Then I am happy that I could help you experience it, Agesandros," he replies, his voice gentle and fond. "Even if it should at times come at the expense of the more superficial parts of my pride," he adds with another, cheekier smile. "But I am ready to sacrifice those for you."
TYPOS GO AWAY
Every now and then he glances up simply to look at the other man. The way Hythlodaeus tucks loose hair behind one ear, or picks up his fork, the half-smile on his face as he eats, or the more blissful expression he makes sipping at his tea. All these things he commits to memory, afraid of letting it slip through his fingers.
This...this is what he wanted when he set out to repair their star and the souls upon it.
As their meal winds down, he settles back with the remainder of his coffee, staring over the edge of the loft again. It all feels so fragile, he thinks, melancholic. Please let it last this time.
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Actually...
Hythlodaeus looks down at his dessert while his friend gazes over the railing again, and finds his lips spreading into a grin. He props up his chin on his hand again, leaning forward slightly.
"Agesandros~" he draws out the name playfully. "Would you like to try my dessert?"
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"I-- ah, that is, I would love to," he splutters. "And you may try some of mine as well."
And he knows exactly how Hythlodaeus probably plans to share their desserts as well.
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"Oh, I would certainly be delighted."
He looks down at his plate, debating where to start. It's not that he has a sweet tooth - his order was a small strawberry-and-cream sponge cake and the two chocolates; one, classic cherry liquer, the other the enigmatic moss one. How funny it would be to feed that one to Hades, if he manages to get his friend off-balance enough...
At the same time, seeing him so flustered was entertaining, and it's the kind of entertainment Hythlodaeus does not want to trade away just yet. He delicately cuts off a little piece of the cake, loading it onto the spoon masterfully, and holds it out to Hades, the look on his face saying that yes, he's perfectly aware of just how cheesy this is, and he's not going to back down.
"Say 'ah'~"
...Despite his earlier thoughts, it's all Hythlodaeus can do to avoid laughing. In truth, he doesn't know which is funnier - teasing his friend, or annoying him... so he tries to go for both.
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He hopes no-one is watching. He feels like expiring right here, right now, out of embarrassment.
i want you to know i facepalmed irl at his spoon idea
The suspicious stare is particularly amusing, and Hythlodaeus can't help grinning at it, pretty much flaunting his enjoyment of embarrassing his friend.
"Why that look, Agesandros? Is the food not to your liking?"
He withdraws the spoon, at first content with intending to place it down... but then another idea occurs to him, and, ooh, this one is so much more fun. Instead of putting it down, he takes the spoon into his own mouth, as though to lick off the little crumbs and the smidgen of cream left on it, keeping his eyes on Hades the whole time, eagerly awaiting his reaction.
Hyth you're lucky he loves you
"No. 'Tis quite good actually. You ought to try it yourself."
He debates returning the favour, but he cannot think of a gesture which Hyth would not shamelessly embrace. Perhaps he ought to let his friend have this round. There would be plenty of other opportunities to get him back.
So he simply nudges one of the black rose-flavoured chocolate pieces on to a spoon and wordlessly offers it to the other man.
god hes shameless. i hate him.
"I know. I know you dislike overly sweet things, but the baker here tends to go for more natural flavours. I like that the strawberry adds a hint of tartness - 'tis sometimes too boring to have a mixture of things that are too similar."
The slight hesitation before Hades returns the gesture does not escape Hythlodaeus, either, and he gives himself a mark for besting his friend once again. He leans forward to accept the chocolate, a content smile on his face, but he takes the treat into his mouth slowly, closing his eyes before drawing back and fixing Hades with a mischievous look as he lets the chocolate melt on his tongue. He offers no further comment, simply keeping eye contact.
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"...I still do not enjoy sweet foods, but I have grown fond of sampling new things. Mayhap, once we secure more regular income, we could make these outings a more regular practice," he suggests tentatively.
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"I would love that. There is much and more to discover about this city... and we needn't limit ourselves only to the dining establishments! As long as we are here, I would want to learn more of this world, with how 'tis simultaneously alike and different from ours. There may be knowledge to take back, too."
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He hesitates. The achievements of the fragmented races, with that limited capacity for aether, would likely have been of interest to their more academically-minded populace once upon a time. That knowledge alone would give their researchers something to ponder for centuries. But much of said knowledge had its roots in weaponry and warfare.
Sighing quietly, he sets his now-empty mug down. "I have overseen some twelve millennia of innovation and development by various nations," he says in a muted tone. "If I could but make a crystal record of it, mayhap you would be able to use the knowledge to save our people."
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He watches Hades carefully for a time, trying to decide what to say. He isn't stupid in the least, whatever anyone might say, and the wording does not escape him. Though it looms in his mind, Hythlodaeus has not yet given much thought as to what might happen after their task here is complete - what might happen to Hades. As he understood it, his friend is both alive and dead, twelve thousand years ahead of Hythlodaeus himself, and where would he have to go once this is over?
All heavy thoughts and ones that require careful discussion. No, they do not know enough about this world yet, about what it is they must do to save their own. It would likely be foolish in addition to disheartening to bring it up now.
"I would love to see such a record, indeed. I wonder if there are any crystals fitting for the purpose here... They seem to use these tomestones for storing and transferring information as well, but I do not have a firm grasp on the principles yet. It seems to be done more... manually than what we are used to. I must needs confess I find my wrists a little sore from the typing at times."
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Hades toys with the remnants of his cake. "That said, I should think crystals with the ideal composition for record-keeping can be found more easily here than in the prior world I found myself in. That world knew nothing of the existence of magic. This one, however, must surely be brimming with it to have such diverse disciplines. I suspect you could apply your cognitive magic to it and record memories that way with enough practice."
emet will live to regret those words once beetle happens
hyth is just Regrets Central
someone: why do you like him; emet, putting a ring on hyth's finger: i do not
emet, kissing Hyth passionately in bed: I hate him actually
i fully expect that to actually happen at one point
with Felih watching and grinning madly
hades denies it afterwards
bites Hyth and leaves a hickey - see? he hates him
THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS
IT IS NOW (also headcanon ahoy)
its good headcanon and delicious angst :9
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theyre gonna be the gayest flowers, get ready emet
he's not Ready
well i guess we know what we're doing for avalon springtime when they get flowers again :)
emet: one fear
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I somehow missed the word 'underclothes' in that last tag gj self
IT'S OK SOMETIMES I MISUSE WORDS COMPLETELY AND THEN DIE TEN TIMES OVER
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EMET IS SO FUCKING STUPID IM HOWLING
is he stupid tho or is he playing ;)
let's be real it's both, mr "so you want to soulfuck me??". also hmmmm tempting conditional there--
u know u want him Hyth
yeah but emet is objectively way hornier
give it time .3.
fine, i guess i can give it (checks hand) the 20 minutes it took me to write this tag
/smugwillywonka.gif
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i hate hyth hes an embarrassment
you're banished to the corner of shame Hyth
theyre both banished
corner of shame then becomes horny corner--
shameless corner, if you will
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sends hyth to horny jail
locks him inside and throws away the key
READ MY PORN NOVEL I GUESS
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