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"And I, you," he admits. "It has been far longer than a week for me, as you know. I... I still cannot quite believe you are here. I had resigned myself to dying alone with naught but a fading memory of who we once were entrusted to the mortals who washed up with us here."
Turning his face inwards, he breathes deep of his friend's scent. Old yet nostalgic, with a hint of modern soap thanks to the amenities here. Scent is difficult to forget. "There is much and more we have to speak about," he continues in a more muted tone. "Though I am more than willing to forge a bond with you, shall we continue these 'dates' in the meantime and reacquaint ourselves?"
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Hythlodaeus squeezes Hades's hand stubbornly, trying to chase away the unpleasant thoughts, and combs his other hand through his friend's hair gently. If touch and words is all he is reduced to now, he may as well make full use for it.
"Only if you promise not to throw me into, over or out of things on each one. While I appreciate your new mischievous side, I appreciate being warm more," he answers with a huff of laughter.
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"No? Not even throwing you on to the bed to ravish you?" he asks without any apparent mischief in his tone at all.
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It feels like time slows down to a snail pace as his mind rifles desperately through possible responses. No matter what, he's still certain this is just another way for his friend to get back at him - he did get much better at it over those twelve thousand years, that much is true, but at the same time... At the same time Hades did also get a lot more, ah, proactive about certain things. Would it not also be enough for him to suggest something like this in earnest, now that they've agreed to be more than just friends? How much of it is a joke? To make things worse, thinking about it only reminds Hythlodaeus about their earlier moment at the cafe, with Hades very much so mocking him, yet apparently not entirely without sincerity. He closes his mind to recalling the actual words said because, well... because. Just because!
Slowly, Hythlodaeus raises a hand, curling three fingers in turn as though counting. Into, over, out...
"Orator that you are, you must have noticed that on was not on my little list of restrictions... Agesandros."
It takes a lot of effort, but Hythlodaeus manages to keep his own voice more or less steady - a rather pointless endeavour, it occurs to him just that little bit too late, because with how close they are Hades must certainly feel how fast his heart is beating. Well, he would just need to talk his way out of that if his friend decides to bring it up.
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"Again, I think you mistake me for Lahabrea. I only see that which is in front of me," he murmurs. Placing his hand gently over where Hythlodaeus' heart would be, he sits up just enough to speak into his friend's ear. "Kiss me?"
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He closes his eyes, breathing out slowly, disregarding the blush on his cheeks because there's really nothing he can do about that, so he might as well ignore it.
"...Who would I be to ignore a friend in need?" Hythlodaeus murmurs in response once he regains his composure. If it hadn't been a question, he would have been able to dodge it as an order from Emet-Selch, and that would be a much easier field to play on. But once again Hades knows just how to pitch his voice, damn him, and calling his bluff directly would be like getting upset and leaving just because you're bad at the game. Hythlodaeus would like to hope he has more dignity than that.
So he raises his fingers to lift Hades's chin, cup his face gently, and lean in...
...to plant a kiss to his third eye again. He never got told where or what kind of kiss.
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He opts for the latter, tugging his friend down to capture their lips with his. It's an insistent, bold sort of kiss, reflecting Hades' forceful personality. Once he's satisfied, he leans back and sits a little more upright, licking his lips as he holds Hythlodaeus' gaze.
"None of that cheek," he says, glint in his eye, corner of his mouth hooked upwards into a faint smirk. "If I ask for a kiss, I expect a proper one."
Having had far more time to accustom himself to the arts of seduction, he shares none of Hythlodaeus' nerves. In private, it will be indeed far harder to unsettle him.
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He has to catch his breath after they part, clearly flustered--but he's not going to give up so easily.
"Concepts with insufficiently precise specifications as to intended purpose and ways of usage are to be rejected, as you well know."
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He reaches up to tuck a strand of his friend's long hair behind one ear before resting his hand at their nape. "Show me how you truly feel. Kiss me with all that passion which currently burns in your breast, 'Daeus. I know you desire me far more than you're letting on."
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Hythlodaeus brings up a hand to his chin in a thoughtful gesture, humming a little.
"Desire, you say... This from a man who could not bring himself to look at me for fear of his own desire? How sweet you are in your shyness, Agesandros."
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"I am not shy," he begins hotly. "I simply value my privacy, as you ought to well know."
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"Pardon me if I'm wrong, but... I would have thought our own room would have been more than private enough. Yet how careful you were not to let your eyes wander towards me..."
He's certainly having a lot of fun with this.
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"I am looking at you now, am I not?" he asks, voice dangerously sweet. "But I wonder: if I were to silence that clever mouth of yours, how loudly would the rest of your body speak to me...?"
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He swallows before answering, desperately trying to think through possible comebacks.
"I thought 'twould be me doing the listening... Agesandros. Was it not a lecture you promised me? The long-overdue censure, mayhaps?" He smiles smugly, as though he's finally spotted the joke. "Ah... Is that why you shielded me from it for so long, my dearest friend? Could you not stand the thought of someone else disciplining me?"
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He has learnt much from his time amongst the mortal races and he's no longer that blushing virgin Hythlodaeus possibly still thinks of him as. For every embarrassing thing that slips out of his friend's mouth, he shall pay it back twice over.
"A lesson, yes. A firm one." He breaches the short distance to leave a chaste kiss, continuing to idly play with some locks of the other man's pale hair. "I know you hardly listen to anyone, 'Daeus, least of all me. But let us see if you can learn, hmm?"
All that said, he can hardly believe he's about to do this. It almost doesn't feel real. Hades trails his fingers to the hollow of his friend's throat, lingering long enough to feel the reassuring beat of their pulse. Then he starts to unbutton and peel back Hythlodaeus' collar.
He's mindful of any sign that his friend may try to stop him. After all, one can never be certain how much of Hythlodaeus is talk and how much true intent and action.
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And although it feels very much so unreal for him, too, Hythlodaeus decides he's not going to squander this chance - not to mention give his friend any more ammunition for mocking him later. He closes his eyes, trying not to let his breath pick up too much from excitement, and slowly, exceedingly softly rests his hands on Hades's hips.
"Indeed. Shall we see how well you do as a teacher, most eminent Emet-Selch? If you would like, I am certain I could offer suggestions for improvement afterwards."
It's still very much so a challenge, a very thinly veiled implication that Hythlodaeus still thinks himself the more skilled of the two. How terrible would it be to be proven wrong! It is absolutely something he doesn't expect in any way whatsoever.
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Heart thudding against his ribs, he pushes back his friend's coat. It being winter, they are both of them wearing more layers than usual - but that's fine. The slow process might serve to mitigate how rushed it may feel to Hythlodaeus. He presses kisses next along his friend's jaw, moving leisurely down to the collarbone whilst his hands busy themselves unfastening whatever buttons or clasps bar him from the other man's naked chest.
He wishes he could rub souls with Hythlodaeus here. The physical barrier is an insurmountable obstacle but he will strive to overcome it all the same.
"You will tell me if anything is uncomfortable, 'Daeus," he murmurs as an afterthought. "This is meant to be a pleasurable experience."
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"Oh, you can be certain of that. When did I ever stay silent, particularly when it came to scolding you? 'Tis why you let me stay your chief of staff, after all. I can only imagine how much more tedious the office would have been for you, had your companion been someone who actually listens to what you say."
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"If I had fired you, you would simply make a nuisance of yourself elsewhere. Then who would have the authority to censure you?"
Once the vest is undone, he shrugs it off and drops it carelessly over the side of the bed. While Hythlodaeus works on his shirt, Hades' fingers delicately trace over the contours of his friend's chest. It isn't terribly well-defined; they had not had any need for martial prowess back in those days. But it is his first time seeing it in this context and he commits it to memory as the cold raises goosebumps along his skin.
"...You fool of a man," he says, but it sounds more like affection than chastisement.
Leaning back down, he kisses the other man properly. Gods above, there is so much lost time to make up for. Hythlodaeus is in his bed and he cannot decide how to have his friend. Nothing outrageous to start with, he thinks, but something to leave an impression...
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"Speaking of censure... You once scolded me for leaving my mask in your office, and now you are content to leave your garments on the floor? How things change, indeed."
He returns the kiss, face pleasantly flushed, slipping Hades's shirt off the man's shoulders, and laughs once he has his breath back.
"Come now, what did I do this time to deserve the name-calling? Steal your heart?"
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Another lingering kiss, shirt shaken aside before he draws back and turns his attention to Hythlodaeus' belt and trousers. He deftly tugs the former loose, shifting down to tug the other man's pants down. Wearing a lazy smirk, he keeps careful watch of his friend's expression.
"I thought I had nothing left to give after the Warriors made off with their own pieces of it. But I suppose I had always kept a part of it for you."
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"W-Well now, Hades, who's the one not embarrassed to say such things now?"
Try as he might, though, Hythlodaeus can't deny that he's certainly on the losing side right now, as evidenced by Hades's smug expression - and, refusing to simply look at it, Hythlodaeus quickly raises himself further and grabs his friend by the shoulders to drag him into another kiss, desperate and still a little amateurish, but certainly not lacking in passion. He tangles one hand in Hades's hair, the other arm winding around the man's waist as Hythlodaeus lowers himself back onto the bed, pulling Hades on top of him.
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"'Daeus," he breathes once he's allowed a moment to speak, "I do believe you're blushing."
And he'll soon give his friend more reason to blush when he reaches down between them and palms Hythlodaeus through his smallclothes.
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"W-Why, Hades, would it not be an insult to your pride if it were otherwise? Or... am I simply not enough of a challenge?"
Hythlodaeus leans in closer to nip gently at Hades's neck.
"Do you not enjoy seeing me like this, my dear Agesandros? Flustered, at a loss for words? Here I thought 'twas one of your greatest fantasies..."
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He is savouring every single moment, pale, golden eyes drinking in the sight of his normally unflappable, verbose friend as they slowly come undone at his hands. He looks forward to the day when Hythlodaeus does present a challenge to him, even as he's equally happy to lavish attention on his friend. He aches for physical connection - something Hythlodaeus would realise if he but reached for Hades in turn.
"But...I see you have yet to be rendered at a loss for words. I must needs try something else."
Overlapping the hand on his chest, he brings it to his lips and kisses the backs of his friend's fingers - just as they had done to him earlier. Then, smirking, he nudges Hythlodaeus back on to his back and slips down, settling between his friend's calves. Finally - finally - his fingers play with the upper hem of his partner's. He watches to make sure Hythlodaeus knows exactly what he intends before slowly pulling those down as well.
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I somehow missed the word 'underclothes' in that last tag gj self
IT'S OK SOMETIMES I MISUSE WORDS COMPLETELY AND THEN DIE TEN TIMES OVER
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EMET IS SO FUCKING STUPID IM HOWLING
is he stupid tho or is he playing ;)
let's be real it's both, mr "so you want to soulfuck me??". also hmmmm tempting conditional there--
u know u want him Hyth
yeah but emet is objectively way hornier
give it time .3.
fine, i guess i can give it (checks hand) the 20 minutes it took me to write this tag
/smugwillywonka.gif
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i hate hyth hes an embarrassment
you're banished to the corner of shame Hyth
theyre both banished
corner of shame then becomes horny corner--
shameless corner, if you will
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sends hyth to horny jail
locks him inside and throws away the key
READ MY PORN NOVEL I GUESS
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