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[emet_sulk]

I am currently not available at the moment.
If you were directed here by Hythlodaeus, kindly inform him that any messes he creates are his responsibility to clean up.

If this is Hythlodaeus: Please act like a bureau chief for once in your life and stop referring complaints to me.


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[apshot]

Why the fuck was he running around naked!?

THERE'S NO REASON TO EVER DO THAT!????

[emet_sulk]

Oh? Have you never felt restricted by your mortal flesh and felt the overwhelming urge to shed all?

[apshot]

NOT OUT IN PUBLIC WHEN IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE TO

[ but this also means that he might have run around naked in front of people when it is appropriate to ]

[emet_sulk]

Perhaps you should try it sometime. That temper ought to have an outlet.

[apshot]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!?

WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT????

[emet_sulk]

I am saying that ripping off your shirt and screaming your lungs out in the brisk morning air could be quite therapeutic.

[apshot]

Okay so let's see you do it then

[emet_sulk]

Who says I haven't already? Training a legion in the frigid northern mountains is not easy work, you know.

[apshot]

Not sure that I'd use an example of a time where you were actively promoting a form of fascism but whatever.

[emet_sulk]

I'll have you know that the Temple Knights of Ishgard make their men sit in freezing cold pools of water as part of endurance training. However, since the frozen climes of northern Ilsabard make this impossible, I simply had my men do their morning drills half-dressed.

[ Not during the really cold days though, of course. ]

[apshot]

Cold is cold is cold. What difference does it make?

Doesn't change what I just said.

[emet_sulk]

It builds character.

Ah, could it be that you have a secret fondness for naked men? You should have said so earlier. I suppose I will have to strip now.

[apshot]

First of fucking all, it’s not “men” if it’s only one person.

Secondly, it’s not exactly a goddamn secret.

Lastly, ain’t no way am I ever gonna wanna see your old saggy ass strip down

[emet_sulk]

No? But you said you wanted to see me set an example. Don't be coy now.

[apshot]

I CHANGED MY FUCKING MIND

[emet_sulk]

[ Hmm, what is it that Hythlodaeus does when he wants to be annoying? Ah, yes-- ]

:)

[apshot]

[ Yeah and Katsuki isn't going to respond that.

Weird old man ]